i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I just sucked dick on a ferry
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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