It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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