u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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