I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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