I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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