You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Drake has all the answers
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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