god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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