So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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