What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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