i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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