You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm lost and stupid without you.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Randomize