If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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