I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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