bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
