i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
It's just like the Real World with babies
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize