For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Randomize
