No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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