I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I am mentally ready for anal.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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