google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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