I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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