You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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