We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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