if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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