so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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