How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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