my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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