I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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