i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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