we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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