he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
