If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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