hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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