I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
