so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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