Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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