It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Randomize
