it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
the liver wants what the liver wants
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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