i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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