So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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