If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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