She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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