how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
FUCK WHALES
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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