Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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