we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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