I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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