What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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