Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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