quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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