I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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