You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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