: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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