Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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