Banned from zoo.
Again?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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