He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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