is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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