i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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