dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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