I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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